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Should I die, this blog will serve as my son's source of virtual mama.

If I live, I won't have to repeat myself.

sigers writes fiction and nags her son in austin, texas. 

I want you to know how to get rid of acne.

I want you to know how to get rid of acne.

No one ever tells teenagers this key thing:

Change your pillowcase often. As in every day or two. The stuff in your hair gets on your pillow and you grind it into your face all night and that’s why it looks like the zit fairy paid you a visit. If Jheri Curls come back in style? Just cut your head completely off. Because you cannot defeat all that oil without shrink wrapping your hair up every night.

Also, you must wash your face morning and night and after practice, if you end up into that kind of thing. And you’re gonna need some sort of facial moisturizer – if you’re having a problem with zits, steal whatever your father uses. He’s fancy.

I want you to know that it is your snack bar.

I want you to know that it is your snack bar.

I want you to remember to take a nap.

I want you to remember to take a nap.