I want you to know how you always put things into perspective.
ME:(doing the running man) OH MAI GAWD, I TOTALLY THINK I'M GONNA BE A PANELIST AT SUPER FANCY CONFERENCE. YOUR MAMA ASKED THE UNIVERSE TO HELP ME MAKE A LEAP AND IT IS WORKING! THE MOST AWESOME THING FOR MY AD CAREER AND MY BLOG AND MY EV-ER-RY-THANG! YOUR MAMA IS AWESOME, SO AWWWWWWESOME!
YOU:Good, mommy. I have a hamburger for you!
And you slyly, sweetly handed me a hamburger-shaped hunk of blue Play-Doh. Your mind is so awesome right now. 'How serendipitous,' you think. 'You have good news. I have a fitting reward for such news. Here is a clod of dough.'