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Should I die, this blog will serve as my son's source of virtual mama.

If I live, I won't have to repeat myself.

sigers writes fiction and nags her son in austin, texas. 

I want you to know how you always put things into perspective.

I want you to know how you always put things into perspective.

ME:(doing the running man) OH MAI GAWD, I TOTALLY THINK I'M GONNA BE A PANELIST AT SUPER FANCY CONFERENCE. YOUR MAMA ASKED THE UNIVERSE TO HELP ME MAKE A LEAP AND IT IS WORKING! THE MOST AWESOME THING FOR MY AD CAREER AND MY BLOG AND MY EV-ER-RY-THANG! YOUR MAMA IS AWESOME, SO AWWWWWWESOME!
YOU:Good, mommy. I have a hamburger for you!
And you slyly, sweetly handed me a hamburger-shaped hunk of blue Play-Doh. Your mind is so awesome right now. 'How serendipitous,' you think. 'You have good news. I have a fitting reward for such news. Here is a clod of dough.'

I want you boys to learn from what we lost.

I want you to be standing on the side of love and the pan flute

I want you to be standing on the side of love and the pan flute